Big Boy: Hawks vs. Predators

 On merit of a sick top-shelf backhand goal in The Hawks' 3-1 win over Nashville, Mr. Mouthguard is tonight's Big Boy.

                                           The head may or may not be to scale.

Sunday's Big Boy

Don't wanna talk about Saturday's match, but for The Hawks' 3-1 win over Los Angeles the Big Boy is Jonathan Toews with two primary assists  and a determined defensive effort.

                                                    Capt. Serious: I am smiling.

Last Night's Big Boy

With 1 goal and 2 helpies in last night's 7-2 win over The Scum of The East, the latest Big Boy is...

                                                  Wearing his helmet at his prostate exam.

                  With 8 points in his last 3 games Sharpie is suddenly in the Top 10 in NHL scoring.

Morons

Who, at NBC, hired Keith Jones and Mike Milbury?
Did someone lose a bet?
Did they wander in on Everybody Gets a Job Day?
Were their jobs won in a raffle?
Seriously, these two are complete neanderthals.

Hawks: Cory Crawford out for ~3 weeks

Groin strain.
That leaves The Hawks' third and fourth string goalies to mind the store.  Uh oh.

                                                                   "Pop."

First and Last Post

Caditas: Your cheque bounced.  I'm through.
Amateur.

Grammy Award Prediction

Nominated in more than one category, Black Sabbath is all but sure win at least one of the wretched little trophies.  This event will be followed by Ozzy suffering a massive coronary. The rest of the band, desperate to carry on, will then hire an angry, ranting frontman to continue their legacy. And so is born Lewis Black Sabbath.

                                                      Worst Photoshop ever.