BBQ machine for sale
A goof condition master chief BBQ machine eun by gas. We are selling because we have another.
Please call xxx xxx xxxx
Where to begin?
Is it really a machine? Are there moving parts? Perhaps there's some sort of built-in tenderizer, or a mechanical feature that pre-chews your delicious BBQ delights. This is stuff I need to know!
"Master chief" suggests that one should be at least a Naval NCO to use it. Petty Officer? Warrant Officer...like that guy in American Sniper?
Also, I believe that "goof condition" indicates that the machine has been completely on fire at least once.
Finally, they have two of these remarkable devices! What are the chances?
