Off-day Silliness and Fake Rumour Reporting

Yay!  More uninvited editorializing of sometimes  harebrained articles that probably didn't need to be written in the first place.  How sad is my life?

Is van Riemsdyk on the Trade Block?
Relax, not that van Riemsdyk - this is the good one they're talking about.
All the guy did was score a hat trick last evening, so of course The Leafs need to consider dealing him.
Ladies and gentlemen....the Toronto Sports Media.

Islanders "Trying Hard" to Acquire a Forward
Wait...what?  Why didn't they "try hard" to re-sign Frans Nielsen or Kyle Okposo?  What's that? They needed the cap space to sign....Andrew Ladd and Dennis Seidenberg?
Sorry, you don't deserve another forward.

Tortorella to Avoid Over-coaching
I fully agree with this plan.  The less influence Torts has on the players the better, it would appear.  I wonder how good the 'Jackets could be if Torts just stopped showing up at all?

The the Brightest NHL Minds Cannot Agree on what Constitutes an Illegal Hit
Combining the words "brightest", "NHL" and "minds" in the same sentence constitutes an unsolvable paradox.

Off-Day Shenanigans

It's time once again to enjoy the manufactured hockey "news" that somehow keep dozens of otherwise unemployable people afloat!

Little Mistakes Plague The Canucks

But why sweat the small stuff, though, when there's ONE big mistake that really matters: their lineup.

Teams Around the League Aren't Surprised by The Habs' Start

Of course they're not surprised, and nor will they be surprised when The Habs drop sixteen straight games immediately following Carey Price's next inevitable injury.

Will Trouba's Teammates Welcome Him Back with Open Arms?

Of course they won't; The Jets like being a -7 team.  Seriously, though, rumour has it that if this Trouba contract thing dragged on any longer The Jets would have activated Jim Kyte.

One Hundred Greatest Leafs

Hey, this list only goes to 63!

Tortorella: "I'm Going to Protect My Players"

"Because it's MY job to publicly demean them and throw them under the bus."