Trouba Requests Trade From Jets
(http://www.tsn.ca/agent-trouba-requests-trade-from-jets-1.573171)
Okay, here's where Stan Bowman has a chance to make up for some things by doing one simple thing that would satisfy many needs:
Van Riemsdyk for Trouba. Or, at least, a deal that involves those two players and possibly some "guys".
The Hawks get Trouba, a young, actually versatile D-man. Win.
The Hawks jettison the not-at-all-versatile TVR. Win!
Stan puts one over on The Jets' "braintrust" (I had to pause while typing that because I was laughing so hard my laptop fell on the floor) which isn't so much a win as just amusing as hell.
Not that The Hawks could pay Trouba but, y'know, a girl can dream.
TSN is Nearly Devoid of Ideas or Talent
This is not news. Expect this to persevere as TSN will continue to broadcast only regional games for teams that don't matter, and the gents who shoulda woulda been working game broadcasts will instead attempt to write about hockey, hockey related stuff...and things.
There are a couple of writers/presenters at TSN who craft a good article and another fella or two who produce informative but not insightful reports. And then there's Maude.
Jeff O'Neill is described as an "analyst". Okay. Has there been an analysis of how it is that Mr. O'Neill appears to be dumber, fatter and somehow less interesting each time he appears on-air?
Gary Lawless, banished to WPG to cover The Jets, so the low man on the TSN totem pole, we must presume. Mr. Lawless reliably points out the obvious in long-winded articles that state and then re-state stuff we already know, which makes me wonder if he won his job in a raffle, or something along those lines. Almost makes me wish I had purchased a ticket for that draw but, let's face it, if I had to live in Winnipeg I'd never stop vomiting.
Anyway, big G.L. did write a couple of interesting paragraphs this week. Here's a taste:
If Russia fails to win the World Cup, marking an 11th straight best-on-best (or almost best-on-best) tournament without a championship, Russia has to do something bold – hire a Canadian to coach the team.
Hey, now that's actually a topic worthy of discussion, but maybe not on a day when said Russian team had an opportunity to eliminate Canada from the World Cup of Hockey. Of course they didn't but, sweet jeebus, that's the kind of piece you run after the team in question loses.
Bob McKenzie: A-hah-hah-hah-hah-haaaaah. This dude has been around so long that one must expect that he has myriad reliable contacts and sources throughout the NHL...yet he continues to talk almost exclusively out of his ass. How is this even possible?
Finally, a general wish / request: until The Maple Leafs are relevant again, if that ever occurs, ease up on the relentless barrage of worthless articles concerning said garbage fire of a franchise. Where else does a last-place team attract so much attention? Today's gem was a bit discussing Brandon Prust's desire to prove he's "still got it." Still got what, no business being in The NHL? If so, yes, he's still got that. Not to pick on B. Prust (but yes, totally picking on Prust), is it just not entirely ridiculous to spend so much effort covering something that does not matter one iota?
Hey, if The Leafs ever recover from being The Leafs, go nuts...write about 'em all day. Until then, though, I wish TSN would aim higher.
World Cup of Hockey Update
I still don't care.
Hawks Training Cup Update
I know only three things:
1) Lots of Hawks are at The World Cup.
2) Duncan Keith has been skating, so that's good.
3) Luke Johnson was impressive at the rookie tournament, apparently. Is he a Real Thing or this year's Roy Radke (who, oddly, failed to be this year's Roy Radke despite, y'know, being Roy Radke)? Is there any reason to be optimistic about Johnson or is he merely part of another cruel trick, such as the Kyle Baun prank of last season? Remember, Kyle Baun, who unexpectedly made The Hawks to start the season, played a whole two games and then managed to score a goal in Rockford? Yes, that.
The 2017 models are in!
Sunday, 25 September 2016
Sunday, 28 August 2016
Gotta Catch 'em All, or At Least One, Maybe Two: Hawks August Update
It's time to catch up on the minuscule amount of news from the last month, and to take a quick look at where the Hawks' lineup stands as of today.
Keith to Skip World Cup of Hockey
Toews Named Alternate Captain for Team Canada
Hawks "Miss" Out on Vesey and Hudler
This is the odd little elf that broke Sharpie's wrist a few years ago; probably linemates this year.
Jimmy Vesey: so what? The Hawks do need forwards and this one would have been a fixed-cost pickup, but the lad is largely unproven and has the stink of complication rising from him. Drew LeBlanc was kind of a big deal in US College hockey and he couldn't even crack the IceHogs lineup. I've no doubt that Vesey has more potential than LeBlanc because many people that are much smarter than me say he does, but how much more? Also, while some may respect Vesey's decision to not sign with the team that drafted him (Nashville) and wait for their rights to him lapse before signing with any team he chooses, that whole gambit reeks of Eric Lindrosism, which makes me automatically not want anything to do with him.
Jiri Hudler: The Hawks stood by while arguably the best remaining free agent forward signed with division-rival Dallas. The pickings are mighty slim, now, and if The Hawks couldn't afford the $2 mil that Dallas ponied up I don''t expect Stan Bowman will be able to attract anyone of any actual value at this point. It could be, too, that Hudler did not wish to be thrust onto Toews' wing, 'cos you know that would have been his destination had he chose Chicago. At this point in his career Hudler will likely be just as happy in a lower pressure situation on Dallas' second or third line.
Good News Everyone, There's Bad News
At this precise moment, it's looking as if The Hawks will ice one top line, two third lines and I-don't-know-what-to-call-the-four-remaining-forwards. If someone, any one of these "candidates" rise to the occasion and make some indication that they belong in the NHL, things may not be a complete disaster at forward. But they won't, and it will.
The Defence is as close to sorted as it's looked in a few years, but still beleaguered by Joel Quenneville's bizarre view of Trevor Van Riemsdyk, who will continue to log big minutes a full league over his head. Common sense suggests that TVR would, at least, be relegated to the third pairing, but I wouldn't count on that; don't be shocked if Q slots TVR onto the first or second pairing and slips Brian Campbell onto the third. While I have no beef with Campbell getting the opportunity to run riot against the oppositions' weaker units I'm not crazy about TVR being gifted far more responsibility than he's able to handle.
The Hawks will likely carry eight D to start the season, with the sixth position filled by committee with Rozsival, Gustafsson and Kempny, assuming the latter doesn't make a mess of training camp & the preseason games. If they go with seven D it's a push, money-wise, as to who among Goose and Kempny remains and it shouldn't really matter much in terms of performance as that guy isn't going to get a ton of ice time, anyway. Beyond these eight men there's not much to be had; one feels that The Hawks will have to fish or cut bait this season with Ville Pokka, as he becomes a Restricted Free Agent after this campaign, but his situation is complicated slightly by the fact that he earns more than any of the current bottom four. You can bet Stan Bowman will be counting every salary cap dollar on a daily basis this season and this is the sort of annoying reality that could keep Pokka in Rockford all season or, just as likely, flipped for a cheaper option, perhaps one with some NHL experience.
Keith to Skip World Cup of Hockey
Not this time, fellas.
In a word, good. Keith and The Hawks revealed last week that #2 requires more time to heal some kind of knee injury and will not participate in The World Cup of Hockey this September.Toews Named Alternate Captain for Team Canada
Good times and noodle salad for Johnny.
I don't care. I don't care about The World Cup of Hockey, The Olympics or the World Championship and I sort of wish the players didn't either. Barring disaster, Toews can handle it, but do we really need Hossa playing those extra games? Is Rozsie on the Czech roster? I've no doubt that being named to one's national team is a huge honour and everything, but these tournaments are meaningless. Ask any player in the NHL today if they would rather have their name on The Stanley Cup or an Olympic Gold Medal and I'll wager that 96% of them will choose The Cup, and the other 4% are lying.Hawks "Miss" Out on Vesey and Hudler
This is the odd little elf that broke Sharpie's wrist a few years ago; probably linemates this year.
Jimmy Vesey: so what? The Hawks do need forwards and this one would have been a fixed-cost pickup, but the lad is largely unproven and has the stink of complication rising from him. Drew LeBlanc was kind of a big deal in US College hockey and he couldn't even crack the IceHogs lineup. I've no doubt that Vesey has more potential than LeBlanc because many people that are much smarter than me say he does, but how much more? Also, while some may respect Vesey's decision to not sign with the team that drafted him (Nashville) and wait for their rights to him lapse before signing with any team he chooses, that whole gambit reeks of Eric Lindrosism, which makes me automatically not want anything to do with him.
Jiri Hudler: The Hawks stood by while arguably the best remaining free agent forward signed with division-rival Dallas. The pickings are mighty slim, now, and if The Hawks couldn't afford the $2 mil that Dallas ponied up I don''t expect Stan Bowman will be able to attract anyone of any actual value at this point. It could be, too, that Hudler did not wish to be thrust onto Toews' wing, 'cos you know that would have been his destination had he chose Chicago. At this point in his career Hudler will likely be just as happy in a lower pressure situation on Dallas' second or third line.
Good News Everyone, There's Bad News
Seriously.
What a mess. While The Hawks are believed to have loads of depth at forward, what passes for depth are a handful of journeymen and a clutch of entirely unproven prospects. Schmaltz and Motte will each get a long look in the preseason, and why shouldn't they? All they will be displacing are the likes of Hinostroza, Hartman, Kero & Baun, none of whom played with any particular distinction in their various auditions. Tootoo and Mashinter, it would seem, are not merely likely to be Hawks on opening night, they might need to be Hawks until something better comes along, a fact that hurts my heart and may be the source of this rash I've had, lately. I don't mind Dennis Rasmussen, in general, but when he's the absolute best option you have for 4-C things are dire, indeed.At this precise moment, it's looking as if The Hawks will ice one top line, two third lines and I-don't-know-what-to-call-the-four-remaining-forwards. If someone, any one of these "candidates" rise to the occasion and make some indication that they belong in the NHL, things may not be a complete disaster at forward. But they won't, and it will.
The Defence is as close to sorted as it's looked in a few years, but still beleaguered by Joel Quenneville's bizarre view of Trevor Van Riemsdyk, who will continue to log big minutes a full league over his head. Common sense suggests that TVR would, at least, be relegated to the third pairing, but I wouldn't count on that; don't be shocked if Q slots TVR onto the first or second pairing and slips Brian Campbell onto the third. While I have no beef with Campbell getting the opportunity to run riot against the oppositions' weaker units I'm not crazy about TVR being gifted far more responsibility than he's able to handle.
The Hawks will likely carry eight D to start the season, with the sixth position filled by committee with Rozsival, Gustafsson and Kempny, assuming the latter doesn't make a mess of training camp & the preseason games. If they go with seven D it's a push, money-wise, as to who among Goose and Kempny remains and it shouldn't really matter much in terms of performance as that guy isn't going to get a ton of ice time, anyway. Beyond these eight men there's not much to be had; one feels that The Hawks will have to fish or cut bait this season with Ville Pokka, as he becomes a Restricted Free Agent after this campaign, but his situation is complicated slightly by the fact that he earns more than any of the current bottom four. You can bet Stan Bowman will be counting every salary cap dollar on a daily basis this season and this is the sort of annoying reality that could keep Pokka in Rockford all season or, just as likely, flipped for a cheaper option, perhaps one with some NHL experience.
Well, this is another fine mess you've gotten us into, Stanley.
Back to the forward situation: inspecting the list of available forwards isn't very encouraging. What remains is a load of used-up guys or players who will require more than the ~$1 mil The Hawks will have to spend. Do you take a flyer on someone like Cody Hodgson who, at this point, could likely be signed to a two-way contract? Maybe Steve Bernier or Brad Boyes? Any of these guys would be complimentary scoring, at best, but that's all we're going to get at this stage of the game.Sunday, 21 August 2016
Kijiji Ad of The Day: Bob Rats
Do not work for fc waste
| Very very bad. Company.Very low pay.they get rid of you after 3months. One particular asshole named Bob Rats you out about the stupidest things and the retards in management swallow Oh dear. |
Friday, 19 August 2016
Kijiji Ad of The Day: Dagger
German Parade Dagger Second War Gothic Text
Beautiful Parade Dagger of WWII with inscription of German Gothic letters on the blade. Means "My honour is Royalty"
Comes with half a can of Coca-Cola, "The Choice of the Gestapo".
Beautiful Parade Dagger of WWII with inscription of German Gothic letters on the blade. Means "My honour is Royalty"
Comes with half a can of Coca-Cola, "The Choice of the Gestapo".
Tuesday, 16 August 2016
Kijiji Ad of The Day: For Dummies
Microsoft Dynamics GP for Dummies
Youre no idiot, of course. You know that "casual Friday" doesnt mean your Beavis and Butthead T-shirt and a red vinyl miniskirt, and that fanny-patting doesnt say "good work" to a colleague. But when it comes to the rules for conducting yourself in todays workplace, you get nostalgic for the days when the only rule at a business lunch was "Stop after three martinis." Dont cancel that teleconference just yet! The Complete Idiots Guide to Business Etiquette has something to teach every smart professional about protocol in the modern workplace.
Wrong book, Dummy.
Monday, 15 August 2016
Kijiji Ad of The Day: Ugly Ass BBQ
UGLY ASS BBQ
NOT THE PRETTIEST BUT IT WORKS GREAT!!! SIDE BURNER WORKS TOO!
TOP WARMING GRILL TO KEEP THOSE BUNS WARM!!!
NEW SNOW TIRES !!!!!!!!!!!
TOP WARMING GRILL TO KEEP THOSE BUNS WARM!!!
NEW SNOW TIRES !!!!!!!!!!!
I hear this BBQ gets amazing traction in the snow!!!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, 3 August 2016
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