Regarding a technical shirt I was wearing yesterday:
"Wool?" sucks lip and scowls. "You're going to get a
rash."
Regarding taking a walk around Boulevard Lake with Marjie: "Around the LAKE?" sucks lip and scowls. "You're lucky somebody didn't jump you."
Regarding mailing two rifles to Didi: "Guns?" sucks lip and scowls. "The RCMP are going to throw you both in jail."
Regarding a tentative spring trip to Serbia: "Serbia?" sucks lip and scowls. "You do realize that they're all crazy over there. They kill foreigners for no reason. Crazy Muslims."
Regarding an unusually high water bill: "$205?" sucks lip and scowls. "Those guys are crooks. Or your neighbour is stealing your water."
Regarding a trip to the border to pick up a package: "You went down there again?" sucks lip and scowls. "One of these days they're going to arrest you because you're back and forth from there too much."
Regarding taking a walk around Boulevard Lake with Marjie: "Around the LAKE?" sucks lip and scowls. "You're lucky somebody didn't jump you."
Regarding mailing two rifles to Didi: "Guns?" sucks lip and scowls. "The RCMP are going to throw you both in jail."
Regarding a tentative spring trip to Serbia: "Serbia?" sucks lip and scowls. "You do realize that they're all crazy over there. They kill foreigners for no reason. Crazy Muslims."
Regarding an unusually high water bill: "$205?" sucks lip and scowls. "Those guys are crooks. Or your neighbour is stealing your water."
Regarding a trip to the border to pick up a package: "You went down there again?" sucks lip and scowls. "One of these days they're going to arrest you because you're back and forth from there too much."
