Kijiji Ad of The Day: Tip & Strip Pen

                                         Tip and Strip pen

Remember those pens they used to have back in the 80s or whatever. They sure were awesome. Your mean 4th grade teacher probably took it from you though, what a jerk. So you should get one of these in case you don't have enough money to hit up the Top Hat or if your battery on your phone goes dead all the time and you need a backup method of seeing naked girls.

Shop local and do the community proud.

This is perfect in every way.

Kijiji Ad of The Day: Oil on Canvas

                                            Oil on canvas

Amazing art.oil on canvas from Butt. In case you're wondering what this Butt Canvas will set you back, they're asking $320. I had better not say anything else.

Kijiji Ad of The Day: Quad Harrows

                                                 Quad Harrows

Built set of harrows that work pretty not to bad eh. Back wheel pivots for wicked deadly cornering,and winch lifts harrows so u can haul arse to next drop zone. No emails or text messages....... Just an old fashioned phone call I love this one!  Who doesn't enjoy "wicked deadly cornering" and I personally long to "haul arse to next drop zone", whatever that means.  I don't even care, it sounds like a good time. Yeah, I had to Google "harrows".

Kijiji Ad of the Day: Dump Run

                                                      Dump Runs

Hey! U got junk? 
I'll hall it away for a fair price text or call
XXX-555-XXXX

You won't have to wait if u call me

Great photo, but I have some reservations.  Are U just going to relocate my crap to my Hall?

If so, no thank U.

Kijiji Ad of The Day: La-Z-Boy

                                          La-Z-Boy Recliner Couch

Good quality recliner by La-z-boy. We've had it for around 10 years, but it's still very comfortable and in good condition.
Free. You pick it up. I'll help load it.
No idiots offering me $3.50 in loose change to deliver it. Seriously, this happens all the time.

Love it.

However, to be fair, if what is on offer is a 10-year-old, kinda ugly piece of furniture, I wouldn't expect society's elite to be responding.

Kijiji Ad of the Day: Outboard Motor

                                   Johnson gt 25 hp. 2 stroke motor

hi i got a Johnson gt 25 hp. 2 stroke motor for sale it in amazing running order I winterized last winter was on my old boat but bought a brand new boat. I'm Ask 750 obo beside the idiot who owner it before who painted other than that it's in perfect shape never had on problem with it the most reliable motor. so please feel free to msg and ask about it. names Chris Dude throws "idiot" pretty freely for a fella that cannot be arsed with punctuation or spelling.

Kijiji Ad of the Day: Sothees

# THINKING OF SELLING / BUYING / INVESTING #

Why You Should Choose Sothees? 
* I Have True Passion For My work And I Look Forward To Working With You. 
* I Am A Full time Realtor & 22 Years Sales Experience In Canada With Very Good Name. 
* For Your Convenience 7 Office Location To Serve You. 

What Sothees Does For Sellers? 
* Free Home Evaluation, Free Home Warranty, Free Staging Advise And Much More. 
* I Use Different Marketing Strategies To Market Your Home To Get Maximum Money And Sell It Fast. 
* I Am Able To Provide Special Services Such As Cleaning, Fixing, Painting, And Packing. 
* If You Need Money To Repair And Fix Your Home Before Sale, Don't Worry. 
* If You Are In Financial Difficulties And Miss Your Mortgage Don't Let Bank Take It. 
* Prior To Sell Your House, Please Allow Me To MEET YOU AT YOUR PLACE And Explain My Service. 
* If You Are Not Satisfy With My Service You Can Cancel Your Listing Immediately. 

What Sothees Does For Buyers? 
* Your Lawyers Fee Paid By Me OR Complete Full Coverage Warranty For House. 
* Your Mortgage Approval Is My Priority At Any Circumstances, You Relax! 
* Your Credit Bad Or You Are Self Employee Or In Cash Pay Job, Let Me Worried About That. 
* I Made Even Bankruptcy Person To Become A Homeowner. I Don't Say No To Anyone, I Will Make You As A Homeowner. 
* You Don't Pay Anything. I Need Your Referral Only From You. 

What Sothees Does For Investors? 
* I Will Make Sure Your Investment Brings You Good Returns. 
* Power Of Sale Property, Fixer Upper, Customs Home With Construction Lone, Lands Sale And More. 
* You Will Get VIP Specials And Prices, Since I Work With A Variety Of Condo And Home Builders. 
* I Have Lot Of Exclusive Listing, Which Never Comes To The Public Or Any Other Realtors. 

Ok, the author of this listing doesn't really get how pluralization works and that's okay.  Five'll get ya ten that English is at least their second language and, anyway, I actually kind of like the earnest quality of the listing; when they advise "Don't Worry", you can bet I won't.

What I like best of all is that he or she types like Captain James T. Kirk speaks.

                                                                You. Relax!

Kijiji Ad of the Day: Radio flyer tricycle trike

Radio flyer tricycle trike

Great car toy for your toddler kids baby boy girl. Undies sex gender neutral, only used indoor. Makes noise and music in mint condition, $45 non pet non smoke home.

"Undies"?  I hope there's nothing subliminal going on here.
"Makes noise and music in mint condition"  Good to know.  I insist that my noise and music be in at least near-mint condition. 

I Guess I Just Really Like Yacht Rock

Yeah, so I often play my YouTube playlist whilst using teh intrabwez.  

379 songs.  From an archaeological perspective it's interesting to scroll through the list and see "chunks" of songs from particular genres, bands or eras.  Sometimes these arise from it occurring to me that I would like to hear Forgotten Song X and then the list gets plumped up with other songs from the sidebar, or another person's playlist. Everybody knows about The YouTube Wormhole.

One morning I added a shit ton of Yacht Rock songs.  It started with Hey Nineteen by Steely Dan which, of course, led to more Steely Dan. The stuff in the sidebar led to lots of "They played that?  I love that song" moments and, on that particular morning I was indiscriminate.

Player

Christopher Cross

10CC

Pablo Cruise

Fucking Ambrosia

But no Toto. I have some standards.

Anyway, the soon-to-be-acclaimed Amy Jones tweeted something innocuous a few days ago that launched me into a "VIOLENT FEMMES!  I FORGOT ABOUT THOSE GUYS" thing.  Two hours and another couple dozen songs later I had buried the Yacht Rock, a little bit, at least.

Task done, I got to work on something else, but I clicked the Go button to have my new/old finds play in the background.  Within a few hours the Yacht Rock has resurfaced, and it was the best thing I had heard all day. That was a tough truth to learn.

Still, watch this and tell me if the Burton Cummings-looking guy doesn't KILL it with the sax.

Construction Time Again

I doubt that anything will ever reach the levels of idiocy that The City of Thunder Bay set a few summers ago...2013 or 2014...when Fort William Rd., May St., Balmoral St. and Golf Links Rd. were all under construction, at one place or another, at the same time.  That's four adjacent, parallel North-South arteries simultaneously compromised. Who didn't enjoy having to use two or three of those streets in order to cross town?

It looks as if the pieces are falling into place to have a go at that, however, with N. Cumberland St all torn up and the northern-most block of Algoma St out of action, it's probably just a matter of time before a hole and some yellow signs materialize on Court St.  How can it not happen?

Advanced Taxonomy

Garbage Pickers Taxonomy

No. 8 is a real puzzler.
Is it some kind of cult activity, this cord removal?
Or is he just an asshole that likes to ruin appliances?
We may never find out for sure...

Kijiji Ad of the Day: Sometimes the Title Says it All

Fools Ball Table

Asking only $20 obo

Nothing I type here will make this better than it already is.

Kijiji Ad of the Day: Build a What Now?

                                 Limited edition cheech build a bong

Don't bother low balling me. Go ahead and report this ad I'm just gonna make another one right after. Email only. I don't know why theirs so many idiots that think I'll trade for your shitty old phones, CASH ONLY dumbasses I wood never low-ball you, man, 'cos I like youre style. Trade for a case of outbord moter oil? Or a ifone thats not too shitty?