Cocktail of Strange: Doan Weighs In on Hanzal Trade, Sort Of

THIS is absolutely priceless.

The idea, I think, is that Coyotes captain Shane Doan is unhappy that Martin Hanzal was traded yesterday to Minnesota.  We can guess as to what, specifically, Doan doesn't like about the deal...well, yeah, we can guess.
This is what Doan had to say:
It's really hard.  Obviously, Marty's a huge part of our team and somebody you get to play with for 10 years, you appreciate and you understand how valuable and how you can't really replace him.  And the fact that we just continue to seem to go - I don't know.  It's hard.  It's hard to understand exactly.  I mean, you understand people's hands are tied and you just don't get it.

Wait, does he understand or not?

TSN added another layer of strange by inserting a two-year old tweet by azcentral reporter Sarah McLellan, in which she quotes Doan:

Doan: "It was not my idea, not my ideal situation. There's no one that's 38 years old that thinks it's a good idea, let's rebuild."

1:40 PM - 3 Mar 2015

I assume this is just another super-sloppy piece by TSN...but WHAT IF The Coyotes have some kind of really crappy Time Machine, one that only let's them realize that disappointing things will happen in their future, but apparently does not allow them to avoid these disappointments?  

Actually, no one needs a Time Machine to scrye The Coyotes' future; they're gonna be awful for awhile, yet.  If this whole bit wasn't so awkwardly hilarious it would be terribly, terribly sad...