I'm Serious

With The Hawks returning home tonight Marcus Kruger will almost certainly start most or all of his shifts in the defensive zone which means, unless changes are made, Marian Hossa will start the majority of his shifts in the defensive zone, as well.

This, of course, is stupid and all but assured to happen, even though Teuvo Teravainen could just as easily be slotted in to play between Hossa and Dano in lieu of Kruger.

If Coach Quenneville fails to make this adjustment he will be visited by this man: